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1. How skilled are you with a chef’s knife?
I can adequately cut my vegetables, fruit, and proteins for lunch and dinner. That's it. What the heck is a "chef's knife"? I just use the cheap knife I got from Walmart.
2. How skilled are you with chopsticks?
I am a disgrace to my partial Asian heritage. I am all thumbs with chopsticks. No coordination. I can't even play it on the piano!
3. How skilled are you with a hammer?
I can pound a nail in 90% of the time without bending it or hitting my fingers. I am an expert in destroying things with a hammer... where's that old PC laptop?
4. How skilled are you with a corkscrew?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages so given that some of these things come with corks, the question does not apply to me since I do not use one.
5. How skilled are you with a needle and thread?
After watching a video of someone teaching me how to sew a button on, I can safely say that I can do that without stabbing myself.