Friday 5 for October 5: A Garbage Heap of Questions

The following is from Scrivener's weekly Friday 5 site.

1. What should be the collective name for accountants?

Bean Counters

2. What should be the collective name for cafe baristas?

Hard workers

3. What should be the collective name for tattoo artists?

Inkmeisters

4. What should be the collective name for people who vape?

Annoying

5. What should be the collective name for people in your profession or hobby?

Competitors

By the way... I don't get the joke. Sorry.