Friday 5 for November 29: Thrill of Victory (And the Agony of Defeat)

Many, many years ago there was a television program called ABC's Wide World of Sports. It was a weekly Saturday afternoon feature that showcased all kinds of sporting events from many parts of the world.

The sporting events showcased over the years included automobile racing, basketball games, football games, snow skiing, track and field championships and other events too numerous to mention. The program started in 1961 and lasted to 1998. After that it was periodically on the ABC network until the early 2000s.

One of their most memorable slogans used to promote the weekly show was this: "The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat".

I always remembered the defeat part of the intro reel with a skier crashing into the snow! Here is the video for that memorable program introduction:

So what has all this have to do with this week's Friday 5? I'll be focusing on the "agony of defeat" part.

To say it all here... I suck at sports. I was no good at any sports from the time I was in elementary school to today. I was the last kid picked for school class teams. I never played any organized sports. I never played by myself either. 

The closest thing that I consider a sport is walking. I only do that to keep fit and hopefully live longer. That's it. No running. No jogging, No cross country. No soccer, football, baseball, basketball, golf or whatever. Zero. Nada.

If channel surfing was a sport, perhaps so. But I cut my cable cord in 2011, so I don't even do that. I hardly ever watch sports on TV. I don't even have a TV at this time. I just stream free stuff on my Macs, Chromebook and Android.

OK we're straying now.

Here are my answers to this week's Friday 5 as presented by Scrivener.

1. Which summer Olympics event would you have the best chance of winning?

Hahahaha.... Summer Olympic sports include soccer, baseball, swimming, diving and a whole lot of others. I rarely ever watch the Olympics. Depending on where the Olympics were held, many of the sports they showed in Hawaii during prime time were over before they began, especially those in Asia and Europe. Kind of anti-climatic to get excited about something that got over hours before you woke up.

Olympic sport? Is Golf an Olympic Sport? Maybe that, though I'd have a huge big fat score of 200 strokes over par. Ha!

Shooting is a sport isn't it? I remember going to the shooting range once and fired off a few rounds on a Luger... Um... what is that dirt exploding beyond the target back there??? Oh my shots...  I missed!

That can get expensive.

The agony of defeat.

2. Which winter Olympics event would you have the best chance of winning?

Ahh... Well one that I maybe could have tried if we had snow and ice here... and if it was free. I never been to that Ice Palace place in Aiea.

But in the movie "HELP" that featured The Beatles and their wonderful music, there is a segment of them pushing this big heavy weight thing on the ice around. I later learned it's called "curling".

Looks like you don't need to use ice skates for this because I don't skate and never have. There is the fear of falling too. I don't know what the objective of this game is, but it looks  like you have to move the weight or whatever the thing is from one place to another.

Spare me from the agony of defeat. Maybe there is hope.

3. Which competitive reality TV program would you have the best chance of winning?

If they gave a prize away for "Hoarders" I definitely could have win that one at one time.

The thrill of victory!

Now I won't since I did a major de-cluttering back in 2016.

4. Which traditional TV game show would you have the best chance of winning?

I used to watch Wheel of Fortune with my Mom whenever I stayed with her. I could figure out most of the puzzles.

Potential agony and potential win. Yay!

5. The Pulitzer Prize is awarded for achievements in newspaper and online journalism, literature, and musical composition. The Newbery Medal is awarded to the author of the most distinguished contribution to American literature for children. What would a prize named after you be for?

The Ah Ching Trophy for the most ridiculous last name. In order to qualify your name must be constantly mispronounced, misspelled especially by computer generated mail and websites, ridiculed in public while you were a kid, and have your kids be ridiculed by said name too.

OK... now I'll go wallow in my list of past defeats in life. Bye!