1. How confidently could you turn a cartwheel right now?
ZERO. I am too old to be doing this kind of stuff. Don't want to break a bone anytime soon.
2. How (physically) flexible are you?
Basically I am a walking stiff. ZERO.
3. How are your Frisbee-throwing skills?
Haven't thrown one in decades so I would have to rate it at a ZERO.
4. Which carnival game do you have the best shot at winning?
Never played carnival games because it is a way for them to take away more of your money in the hope that you may win something, usually useless like a stuffed animal. ZERO.
5. How good are you at toss-the-paper-in-the-wastebasket?
Fair. I sometime can get 2 points depending on how far away I am.
Thinking about this song right now: